Sunday, October 4, 2009

Questions

Question: Why do psychiatrists only work weekdays?

Answer:  Because they have better things to do with their time than look after us mentals.

Question: How are you today?

Answer:  I have literally no idea.  I can’t sit still and my head is buzzing, but it’s the same few thoughts buzzing around the whole time.  I’m not in the mood to do anything.

Question:  What’s with all the questions?

Answer:  I’m bored.

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