Thursday, October 8, 2009

JOBLESS.......

Ok, so still JOBLESS and I am pretty sure that I heard ’someone’ from the White House say that the,

Recession is OVER,

The Stimulus is doing just what we needed it to do,

The job market has shown more positive signs of improvement…

oh this is so a time for, ARE YOU F N KIDDING ME?  WHAT THE F N HELL ARE YOU ALL SMOKING?

Maybe I will move to Washington, it must be the LAND OF OZ… Maybe I can meet the WIZARD  and he can provide me with a job so I can support my three children and provide them with a home and FOOD!  Maybe I just on the outs here…

I went on 3 job interviews… actually 4, but I will explain that one!

Job 1, 2, and 3 can’t wait to meet with me again.  That sounds great, however they are on ‘hiring suspensions’ until further notice from corporate.  They should be released (2 of the 3) in January 2010.  The 3rd one, well… MARCH 2010! 

***If your company cannot afford to HIRE someone and you post an ad for employment and have me spend my gas on your interview – I have a few suggestions! 

1.  If you cannot afford to bring someone on, DONT SPEND THE MONEY ON THE ADVERTISING. 

2.  DON’T CALL SOMEONE IN FOR AN INTERVIEW, YOU MIGHT GET A BILL FOR MY GAS MONEY NEXT TIME!

3.  If you didn’t know you couldn’t HIRE someone due to budget issues, YOU PROBABLY NEED TO FIRE THE ‘BUDGET’ PERSON!  They are wasting money BIG TIME!

Ok, so the 4th interview… WELL, let’s just say I’m desperate, but NOT desperate enough to spend the day in jail!  The most arrogant, pompas ass I had ever had the displeasure of meeting!  I would have decked him given 1o more minutes.

 

MARKETING, ADVERTISING, SALES!  Oh, I so need a JOB!  And I am so terribly OVER the job recruiters sending email over email.  Unless your planning to hire me… DON’T BOTHER! 

Glad to know the recession is OVER!  I suppose I’m just in my own DEPRESSION! 

Happy Hump Day!

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